RTL “Bachelorette” opening sequence
:
Sleeping Beauty and the Twenty Dwarves
Athens RTL dating show “The Bachelorette” is in its eighth season. Young Maxime Herbord from Aachen gets to know a whole bunch of guys who aren’t always elegant in their compliments and comments.
“When a person is over years of being an idiot, they still have to cover a few weeks of cheating every year.” This wise sentence of the great German poet Jan Paul (1763 to 1825) undoubtedly relates to the man as such and specifically for the year 2021 and younger, the eighth season of the RTL dome show The Bachelorette.
The first episode already shows us that in a best-case scenario, puberty creeps in gradually in men, but often ends in an eternal cycle – in a terminal illness that, of course, does not appear in any medical records. The fact that puberty becomes chronic in men can be noted with marked delays in development, which, however, do not cause pain or pain. We only TV viewers experience this when a 24-year-old man says to a woman he doesn’t know before greeting: “You look flowery.” His head gleamed red, his body contracted suspiciously, and saliva pooled in his mouth. Surely you can feel embarrassed, even more than hideous demands on the ability to think.
Do you want love Well, everyone smiles “Trusted bonds”, “Wonderful families”; The majority reject polygamy (“I am totally faithful”). The bachelor makes a respectable impression on the gentlemen, she has a “good character”, as one says, “she is the type of plant”, says the other, “she is very sexy”, says the third. They talk about women like salespeople rejecting the advantages of newly priced kitchen appliances at the annual meeting.
But there is a healthy competition in this colorful mixed team, of which only the best in the team comes and at the end of the penalty shootout there is a healthy competition (“What does she think about this?”). You’ll grow into an envious cockfighter after a few episodes. The Night of Roses regularly becomes that dramatic moment when the “skilled men” get dressed, as the class teacher hands out thorny, long-handled transfer certificates.
And the bachelorette? Well, Maxime Herbord, 26, from Aachen, a trained communications designer, looks quite dreamy when her hand gently strokes flowers and trees, but when asked about the essence of her existence, she opened her eyebrow: “I’m doing Instagram.” In 2018, she was already a candidate in the neighboring ‘Bachelor’, and after that she was with a former ‘Bachelor’ candidate, she knows how things are and where the bunny is.
To marry two fairy tales: This Sleeping Beauty and Her Twenty Dwarves Aren’t Really About Love. It’s about young people and their addiction to fame. They all want to be on TV, they want to be discovered, they want to score points on Instagram, go through social networks, then go straight to the sinister “Seduction Island”, drop covers on “Celebrities Under the Palms”, their pajamas – flaunt the culture in “Big Brother” and “Summer House of the Stars,” or eating innocent insects at “Jungle Camp.”
Then they want to be transported, to nibble on the sweet celebrity cake; At best, the “influencer” is on their business card and they get hold of an advertisement for dental floss or motor oil. The main thing is to be a VIP once in a lifetime! They spend their days among dumbbells, face creams, and tattoo parlors. They love to show skin, and the path from self-exposure to self-exposure isn’t far here anyway.
The funniest thing is that the sentences and the ideas associated with them fail regularly. Example: “Are you from Aachen? This is not far from Bavaria.” Or: “I would also like to look through your horoscope to the sky.” It’s a gentle crowd of quips and pranksters, stubborn mutants and pranksters, influencers and passionate, ostentatious cocoons, full of posts and zombies. Unfortunately, we have to say that magic is a skill that fades away in many men. No wonder some fail to get a tractor license. The bachelorette will roam between them like a flower shop owner pulling weeds with a smile. Certainly, in Mozart’s sense, she is a gardener out of love. More than that, like everyone else, she only wants one thing: in front of the camera.
This has not changed in years. Broadcasting is getting weaker and weaker, more cluttered, and more and more dispensable, the phrase regularly collecting garbage should come next. Or let’s say it positively for fans with Jean-Paul: RTL has its “trick weeks” again.
Here is the photo gallery: This is the new Undergraduate Program 2021