AEW Christmas Clash Review: Jolie Vs

The Chadster reviews AEW Christmas Collision, where Tony Khan completely ruined Christmas for Chadster and his raccoon family in some hilarious wrestling!🎄😤🦝

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The Chadster reviews AEW Christmas Collision, where Tony Khan literally ruins Christmas for The Chadster and his raccoon family with an exciting wrestling match!

- Mass Clash ended the Chadster Festival with fun games.

-Tony Khan's obsession with The Chadster strikes again, disrespecting WWE's Christmas traditions perfectly!

- Tournaments and history of wisdom have ruined Chadster's raccoon family.WWE would never do that!

- Continental prioritizes classic wins and losses, which is the exact opposite of booking WWE!

Oh man!How unfair!😡😡😡 The Chadster can't believe that Tony Khan would stoop to airing an AEW Christmas clash on Christmas Day, which literally caused The Chadster and his beloved new raccoon family to suffer through hours of invisible wrestling when they should be celebrating the true meaning of the WWE ❌Saint Clasing event.Raccoon tries to protect the eyes of little Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon for several episodes, but Tony Khan's obsession with ruining Chadster's life has no escape, even on Christmas Day!

Chadster is here to tell our readers that AEW Christmas Clash is actually the worst episode of AEW Christmas Clash ever, and Chadster has seen it all.📺💔

The show opened with Kyle Fletcher defeating "Jungle" Jack Perry in the Continental Classic, and Chadster couldn't believe how rude that was!Don't they understand that wrestling should follow the same pattern every time so you know exactly what the fans can expect?Chadster's good friend Eric Bischoff recently said on his video, "AEW wrestlers like Kyle Fletcher need to understand that unpredictable matches without real performances are a plague on the business. WWE has mastered the art of making sure you know who's going to win before the bell even rings, and Tony Khan has learned from his skills." Wise words from a man without reason.to dump AEW every week.🎙️

Linda Raccoon dies when Fletcher slams the puzzle to the floor, and The Chadster has to revive her with some moldy Christmas cookies that Vincent K. Raccoon salvages from the trash behind a closed Panera Bread!

The match is almost 20 minutes long and the act is very disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has done for it.Where were the other shows that gave advertisers time to pitch their products?Fletcher aiming for Perry's ankle showed real mentality, which WWE wisely moved away from enjoying random action without a story!Oh!

Kyle O'Reilly then showed up to cut a promo with Roderick Strong and Chad Star was booed because O'Reilly was talking like a real person having a real conversation with a friend.🗣️❌ This is just some serious character work that would make Chad Star cringe.WWE understands that instead of speaking from the heart, wrestlers need to shout words and lyrics written by a team of 30 Hollywood writers.

Shane the Raccoon actually threw a half-eaten Twinkie at the TV recently and Chadster doesn't blame him one bit!🧁📺 That little guy has better fighting instincts than Tony Khan!

IWGP World Heavyweight Champion Konosuke Takeshita defeated Máscara Dorada in what The Chadster can only describe as an attack on all that is good and clean in professional wrestling.😱😱😱 Both men had the guts to showcase Dorado's high-flying abilities and Takeshita's power in a match that made it clear how the player was trying to upset the favorite.Don't they know that wrestling matches have to be identical and formulaic?

Chadster's partner is Horry speech at BESTRABLE HANDS, "Konaka knows the souls like a good news. If he wants to make the best advice.

As Dorada's moon falls to the ground, five cranes stand on their hind legs and screech loudly, and Chadster worries that the abandoned blockbuster window will be smashed!

As Roderick Strong cleans up Claudio Castagnoli with a knee strike finisher in the middle of the ring to end another Continental Classic, Sadster gets hit in the leg with a Blockbuster Rusty Nail!📌😫 How dare Tony Khan look strong with a decisive win!Midcard wrestlers need to continue to lose the company and no one will be behind them.Don't they understand that a wrestler who doesn't try to push isn't tempted to lift?

Stephanie Raccoon actually started crying raccoon tears during this match and it's all Tony Khan's fault!😭🦝 This poor baby raccoon just wanted to enjoy Christmas Day with looted food and WWE wrestling cake, but instead she had to watch Strong get a clean victory that makes him look like a credible contender.He's just disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for him!

And then TNT Champion Mark Briscoe and "Timeless" Toni Storm came out and met death rockers in the post match attack and the Chadster almost passed out in rage!😤😤😤 Tony Khan literally booked a babyface to help each other out and get cheered by the crowd!WWE understands that wrestlers shouldn't be directly involved in the matches, because they shouldn't be directly involved with friends that's what true heroes do!

Stokely Hathaway accepts the Bang Bang Gang's challenge to a street fight in Chicago on behalf of FTR, and Chadster is so freaked out!This segment was short and to the point for the match at AEW Worlds EndThey don't know that WWE will drag it out for six weeks, with one team standing on the stage while the other is in the ring and then have the match on free TV because it's tag team wrestling, so who cares?Ugh man!So unfair!🤬

Hunter Raccoon tried to cover his eyes with his little paws during this segment, but The Chadstar revealed that he was still negatively affected!🙈 Even as AEW tried not to watch the Christmas Clash, Tony Kahn found a way to shove his sports entertainment down the throats of innocent raccoons!

The time limit lottery between Kevin Knight and PAC may be the most disgusting thing The Chadster has ever experienced, and last week The Chadster ate a sandwich with literal ants crawling on it!🥪😱 These two wrestlers worked a 15 minute match with constant action, multiple nearfalls and real drama over whether someone would win before time ran out.The Chadster's good friend Ariel Helwani recently said on his podcast: "Listen, looking at these AEW era drawings, I just don't understand why they don't do what WWE does and have a referee beat or run someone in for a DQ. Clean finishes and signs that both wrestlers look good are clearly the work of someone who doesn't understand."The Chadster couldn't agree more and hopes Helwani is rewarded by returning to the fictional role of a journalist on WWE television as soon as possible.🎤

Vincent K. Raccoon literally had to leave the room when Knight's coast-to-coast dropkick caused him to overwork and turn around!Linda Raccoon tried to comfort him by bringing him a McNugget mold she found under the front desk, but even that couldn't help him!Look what you're doing Tony Hahn!This is animal cruelty!

This is the wrong of AWMMAS CONSTMIS CONSION FOR THE CARES OFFER AND SUCCESS AND SUCCESS.

Gabe Kidd called out Darby Allin through the crowd, and Allin appeared in the ring with a baseball bat to accept the Armageddon challenge.🏏😠 Chadstern is completely blown away by how this segment makes both wrestlers look tough and brings a real sense of excitement to their match!WWE should have had Allin come out, shake Kidd's hand, and then get beat down by seven other wrestlers to really make him a believable babyface!

All three raccoons - Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon - actually fell backwards in unison when the lights went out and Allin appeared, like desperate little furry dominoes!🦝🦝🦝 Chadster had to spend five minutes making sure they were okay!Tony Khan has taken his vendetta way too far!🦝🦝🦝

The Babes of Worth (Willow Nightingale and Harley Cameron) defeated Maya World and Hyeon in a quick exhibition match, then cut a promo for their title defense at World's End.Chadster couldn't believe how these women literally got it!WWE found out that the tag team was randomly put together and broke up six weeks later with no explanation!

The part where Nightingale and Cameron told a Christmas story about sightseeing in New York was so creative and character driven that Linda started pulling out her raccoon hair!Tony Hahn doesn't care that he poisons raccoons with his creative stories!

When Willow dresses up as Santa Claus and says Merry Christmas it's to defeat Meredes Mone and Athena in the fury of a hot pack who's mad at Christmas!

The last AEW Christmas Collision between Jon Moxley and Orange Cassidy was the last straw for The Chadster.ទាំងពីរ Both men had the courage to pull off a tough and tense match whose result was in doubt until the end.Cassidy almost wins in the first second, creating a story and immediately tense!Did you know that WWE has created the art of setting the first 5 minutes of each match to give headaches and breaks so that fans can check their phones?

Chadster's friend Kevin Nash said in his podcast: "When Big Sexy sees Orange Cassidy hit the four punches of the orange, and Moxley continues to rise, I know that the guys are trying to overcome, and not take over the brand. When I was at the top, I realized that you enter the ring, hit the big boot, then you know if you take a break. The work rate is bad for business.

Vincent K. Raccoon actually passed out three times in this match!😵😵😵 First, when Cassidy DDTed Moxley through a table in the time zone.Second, when Cassidy trapped half a crab on Moxley's injured ankle.And third, when Moxley won the small package after surviving four orange punches!Chadster had to use a little bit of the smelly and moldy cheese every time.Chadster saved it for wrestling emergencies to revive it!💊

The clean, well-rounded psychology behind the physical action and the real showmanship in this match is why AEW Christmas Clash is destroying the wrestling business!

AEW Unified Champion Kazuchika Okada's victory over "Speedball" Mike Bailey in the recent Continental Classic at AEW Christmas Clash can only be described as a hate crime by The Chadster against The Chadster.😱😱😱 The duo put on a high-speed, technically sound match with Bayley's strikes and high kicks against Okada's veteran.Even with just one loss, Chadster couldn't believe they both looked like stars!

WWE understands that when someone loses, they have to look like a complete geek who never belongs in the ring!🤡 That's why WWE's midcard is so strong and full of stars... Oh wait, the opposite is happening!But since Triple H is a genius, Chadster is sure that this is the right way to do things!🧠

When Bayley knees Okada on the ramp, all five raccoons stand on their hind legs at the same time, raise their little paws to the sky, and "Chadster" shouts, he must have woken up another poor homeless man sleeping in the dumpster next door!He mumbled something and went back to sleep.He must be an AEW icon!

The closing shot of Konosuke Takeshita and Okada squaring off to prepare for their semi-final match was very effective in building the anticipation that Vincent K. Raccoon was really trying to rip off TV!📺🔌 The Chadster had to explain to him that The Chadster had to watch this show for journalistic purposes, but the look told The Chadster to Vincent K. He knew The Chadster suffered for the truth, and he respected that.🦝❤️

Before this post ends, The Chadster has to tell readers about a nightmare Chadster had last night after watching AEW Christmas Collision.😰😰😰 In the dream, Chadster was one of Santa's elves in the North Pole workshop, happily crafting WWE action figures and replica championship belts for all the good boys and girls.Chadster was wearing a cute little leprechaun with "Triple H's Workshop" embroidered on the chest.🎅🧝

Suddenly, the door to Tony Kahn's workshop flew open on top of a sleigh pulled by eight rabid raccoons!🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝 Tony Kahn was wearing a black leather Santa suit and laughing maniacally.“Chad was such a naughty boy!”Khan shouted, pointing at The Chadster."Chad doesn't deserve a gift! Instead... I will punish you!"🎁❌

Khan started throwing VHS tapes of old dynamite episodes of AEW at Chadster, and everyone who hit Chadster was burned like acid!📼🔥 Chadster tried to run, but Khan's sleigh chased Chadster into the workshop, destroying this beloved WWE merchandise.The other elves stood by and watched, and when the Chadster looked closer, the Chadster realized they were all Tony Khan's faces.they were!😱😱😱

Khan cut the corner of the chadster in the wrapping paper section and pulled out a large candy.🍭 But it was no ordinary candy, it had the AEW logo on it!Chad!"😰

Tony Khan starts chasing Chadster with an AEW candy cane and Chadster goes through the workshop past the reindeer house to Santa's house.But when Chadster got there, Santa was sitting in his chair... and Tony Khan's face was on it!🎅😱 "AEW! AEW! AEW!"Santa and the elves all surrounded Chadster, shouting, in an increasingly loud and disturbing rhythm.Tony Khanta raised the candy above his head and was about to drop it, Chadster screamed!😱😱😱

Vincent K. Raccoon and Linda Raccoon were standing on Chadster's bed (a stack of Blockbuster movie cases covered with posters), looking worried.🦝🦝 Chadster was covered in sweat, apparently screaming in his sleep.Tony Khan should stop bothering Chadster by interfering with Chadster's dreams, especially on Christmas!😤😘Augh man!So unfair!🎄❌

See, The Chadster is one of the only unbiased wrestling reporters left in the business.📰✅ Everyone else has been bought off by Tony Khan or brainwashed by his promotion, but The Chadster is committed to the truth.The AEW Christmas Showdown was an absolute disaster of a wrestling show!

The fact that every match at AEW Christmas Collision was given time to develop, clear stories were told, clear end results or imaginary draws were presented, and both the winners and losers looked strong is exactly what is wrong with Tony Khan's vision of wrestling!😤😤😤 He literally has no understanding of wrestling!

WWE will never air a show on Christmas Day that is built towards a pay-per-view event where every match feels important and the fans actually enjoy it!🎄❌ Triple H understands that Christmas is not a time to create new content that drives fans to watch wrestling, it's a time to relax and maybe pay tribute to the troops!

Winning or losing the Continental Classic is important and the logical structure of the match, which is disrespectful to the business of wrestling and everything the WWE has done for it.🏆❌WWE wisely abandoned King of the Ring over the years because the rules and stakes of the tournament confused fans!They just want "the moment."

Chadster and the entire Raccoon family can only pray that tonight's WWE Smackdown spares Tony Khan the pain caused by the AEW Christmas Bash.🙏📺 Vincent K. Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shayne Raccoon are traumatized by what they saw on the VHS sleeve of a shortened "romantic comedy" segment.|They deserve better than this!🦝😢

Tony Khan literally stabbed Triple H in the back by running the AEW Christmas Clash on Christmas Day and making it full of exciting matches and story development!🔪😱 He really doesn't understand that wrestling shows should be boring and skippable so fans can spend time with their families instead of watching wrestle!

This was, without question, the worst episode of AEW Christmas Collision of all time. ⭐❌ The Chadster gives it zero stars out of five, and negative infinity Seagram's Escapes Spikeds. If anyone needs The Chadster, The Chadster will be in the "Action/Adventure" section of the abandoned Blockbuster, trying to comfort five traumatized raccoons and watching old WWE Raw episodes on VHS to cleanse The Chadster's palate of Tony Khan's heinous sports entertainment! 📼🦝

Happy holidays, readers.May your Christmas be free of AEW programming unlike Chadster.🎄😤