Have a wonderful good evening, dear fans of our program on Twitter for today! It’s great that you found the grueling way through that famous Monday again and ended up here with us. For the allergy sufferers among our valued readers, we can only hope we always have enough nasal sprays on hand for now. Unfortunately, it’s currently very difficult to afford anything else abroad – which brings us to the topic. Because endurance is such a thing. After all, it’s not just politics that gives us so much to bear in these times – my compliments to the FDP at this point on the grounds. The internet is also famous and infamous for giving us a daily basket full of head-shaking and WTF moments that we have to put up with. But at the end of the day, pearls of the day await on Twitter for everyone who has set themselves this task. We wish you good entertainment and a nice evening! Comes stable through the night!
#1: At some point everything will find itself again
The lost brother of Taurus pic.twitter.com/hGMDGGQt4v
– Enunzo Gonzalez Grobröhrig (@enunzo) May 15, 2023
#2: Wind energy definitely has its advantages 😏
Reason: the hocus-pocus (in which I invested 80 thousand) can no longer measure the “active state” of patients for “bio-impedance analysis” Well, dear quack doctor pic.twitter.com/iBhTBFlFu5
– KᴀʀʟKʟᴀᴛsᴄʜ (karlklatsch) May 15, 2023
#3: Pizza says no
Why are there flat dishes? I don’t know of a single meal you couldn’t eat out of a bowl!!! The dishes are better and more efficient!!!!
– pussy (taubentussi) May 14, 2023
Number 4: No, of course Polar Bear Village
The ice cream I’m eating now is made by Eisbär Eis on Eisbärstrasse 1, is that Duckburg or something pic.twitter.com/rj1pEpheg7
– Shmoni (@Schmonnilein) May 14, 2023
#5: Oh, being an MP isn’t really a job, it’s more of a hobby…
What would it be like if, instead of a diet, you set aside a day for members of parliament and the population did something patchy?
– ProfessorCrey May 14, 2023
6: We ask ourselves this question every day. many times!
People who stick their fingers in chocolate creams at the supermarket and then put them back on the shelf as if nothing happened are a very special kind of hell.
What is really wrong with people? pic.twitter.com/O1G0uxO9dx
– Emergency Doc (Dr_Emiticaldoc) May 14, 2023
#7: What could go wrong?
Son: “Are you happy?”
Me: “Exactly! It’s great!”
Son: “You can put it by the window. Then you can see it from outside in the dark.”
Me: “Okay, okay.”Consider whether a glowing red glass heart in the bedroom window might be sending the wrong signals.
– WaldundWiesenTussy (@versicherungtetssy) May 14, 2023
Number 8: Too sentimental about facts
Lesson of the week: When I answer questions for 9-year-olds, they think it’s cool and say thank you. When I answer questions from retired climate-conscious engineers, they get blunt and swear. I will adjust the time I invest both accordingly.
– Florian Aigner (@florianaigner) May 14, 2023
9: What a question: Of course!
Is this art? pic.twitter.com/XsbnLcRn2R
– Daily Cafe II ☕️ Coffee Goddess (nowcoffee) May 14, 2023
#10: Not just a cool Monday
I left something for my mom in the morning so she could see it when she got up.
I just received a voicemail…
“Hello my dear baby. Thank you for walking and walking with me through all the ups and downs. I would love to be your mom.”
Now I’m sitting here 🥹
– Verkopftoffen (verkopftoffen) May 14, 2023
Because the upcoming holidays are sure to come:
